I Went to a Party with Dinosaurs
© 2003 Andreas G Zamenes (BMI)

I went to a party with Dinosaurs
I went to a party with Dinosaurs
The herbivores and carnivores
Were waitin' outside my door

You ask me "What's a carnivore?"
Well they eat other dinosaurs
And herbivores eat plants and leaves
On the ground and in the trees…

Hmm, I wonder if they ate cheese?
I don't know...
Anyway

I went out and to my surprise
Triceratops gave me a ride
He had three horns on his nose and crown

But they didn't make a sound

Now who was next?
Oh yeah!

I saw Tyrannosaurus Rex
So I figured "What the hex?"
I went on over to say hello
And he almost bit off my nose, OH!

I went to a party with Dinosaurs
I went to a party with Dinosaurs

The pigs in a blanket and Dino-SMORES
Were walkin' on all fours.

yeah, just like a Stegosaur…

Stegosaurus had plates along his back
But not the kind you use for snacks
They kept him safe from the carnivores bite
And his tail was full of spikes

…yikes!…

The raptors hung around in packs
They were kinda small, but smart and fast
They looked at me like I was food
But I'm a guest, how rude!

I was thinkin' I'd better go
So Ms. Pterodactyl flew me home
I thanked her and I went inside
But I didn't sleep that night

'Cause I went to a party with Dinosaurs
I went to a party with Dinosaurs
Herbivores and carnivores
Were waitin' outside my door